Alright therefore, we’re officially springing up to that time of the year once more: Summer (also called âhigh period’ for people singles).
Very long evenings, heated air, urban centers bursting with activity, roads moving with half-naked sweat glistened figures, and taverns crammed with singles new away from hibernation and ripe for your picking. Upwards, that is. (wink wink)
Sadly however, whenever summertime results in countless opportunities to meet cool men and women and encounter something new, additionally, it brings forth most of the weirdos, losers, and douchebags. Revealing you to equally as much rubbish as possible treasure â grrreat.
To be fair though, usually it’s quite clear who in order to prevent. You just need to be aware of your own surroundings, and identify the red-flags. Eg, popped polo collars, LV fanny packs, tongue rings, and tribal tattoos all are no’s.
Sometimes however, it isn’t that simple. Some guys have figured out just how to mask their lameness under reasonably “normal” appearing looks â and they are those we need to watch out for.
Therefore, because I’ve had some expertise in this realm â and since I’m sick of seeing many attractive, smart ladies get tricked by these simulation pop stars and their 30 carat cubic-zirconium’s â i have assembled a listing of 3 of the types, to help you spot these losers very early, and get away from losing valuable time over-analyzing “what this simply means” & “where this will be going”.
Bear In Mind, or no of these kinds approach you, just smile politely and vanish to the audienceâ¦
Guy number 1: He describes themselves as a “lover of women”
No kind right here â all shapes, all sizes, all tones. Seems guaranteeing, right? After All, you happen to be a lady soâ¦
Everything you don’t know is that it is rule for “I love females really that i cannot previously pick only one therefore I date everyone on the other hand to get the the majority of off my single existence knowledge, before I absolutely have to like, settle down and be liable & shit”⦠but that is perhaps not a good pick-up line now is it? No, no it’s not.
Man #2: discussion with him centers around money, their wild sexual life, their David Beckham cologne, plus the latest on Kimye.
Tune in, this man is both homosexual, or even worse â straight. He reeks of large maintenance and it is used by materialism. While there might be some perks to dating him â like possibly shopping sprees and some cool parties â it really is likely this idiot’s shallow ramblings will start grating on the nervousness after 5, maybe 6 minutes, at the best. Already been through it, practically stabbed my sight completely. You should not bother, trust me.
Chap no. 3: The Model/Actor. Slash performer. Reduce battle car motorist. Oh, and each and every next weekend when he’s perhaps not creating t-shirts, he performs in a semi-pro baseball league.
Yeah, some one with this lots of skills typically isn’t really very talented after all.
⦠all the best, women!
Morgan is the beauty and minds behind the woman weblog Life Between the Sheets.